Bullspit

[thelads]

except 'p' replaced with 'h'

You know what pisses me off?

Has this ever happened to you?

5 minutes ago I open the fridge and grab a nice cold beer. I crack it open - hear the sweet "phiissshttt" sound of the Co2 being released and put the cold aluminum can to my lips and take a big gulp.

WTF.... Sweeet? WTF? Syrup? Huh? Wait, what is going on. Sweet syrupy carbonated = NOT BEER. Recalc. That would be soda. Look at can, and verify - yes pepsi.
FAIL.

AAAARRRGGGGHHH.

Hold on - I have a plan to fix the problem. Pour into glass - add ice - add Jim Beam.
Better.
OK.

still bullspit - but I feel much better now! :D

[Assassin]

LOL, but I don't drink pepsi, so NO its never happened to me.

[thelads]

LOL, but I don't drink pepsi, so NO its never happened to me.

ya - ur just a CDF.

[Monster_65]

LOL i did that too one time man but the can was shuck up and it went alover ur guys body member

[Assassin]

LOL i did that too one time man but the can was shuck up and it went alover ur guys body member

Did he just say he shucked all over his guy lovers member? Which one?

[thelads]

LOL i did that too one time man but the can was shuck up and it went alover ur guys body member

I have a friend who's name is Todd but everyone calls Toad.
Reason - he talks like kermit.
He used to talk normal until a party at Lake Havasu (If you've never heard of it - look it up) where he downed a near empty plastic cup full of margarita. Problem was that a bottle cap and cigarette butt was in it. He downed it and gagged. The bottle cap got caught in his throat and had to be airlifted. He nearly died and his throat permanently destroyed.

[Assassin]

ya - ur just a cdf.

cdf ?

[thelads]

Did he just say he shucked all over his guy lovers member? Which one?

Yes - u act surprised?:cool:

[thelads]

cdf ?

Cum Drunk Faggot.

[Assassin]

Im all in.

[thelads]

Im all in.

whoa - yup. I feel it.

[WINSTONJIV]

ooh man assassin, you must have been Devastated.

i know i would have been.

well it seems you are good at problem solving.

thats gonna be my new solution in life. JUST ADD JIM-BEAN

TRUTH

[[RS]Chemo]

have a buddy that adds apple cider to jim beam,...never tried or even heard of something like that before,..but i'm down with trying something new or different.

[Assassin]

Chemo;3005']..but i'm down with trying something new or different.


Really? Have you had a little Monster in ya? Trust me, its different.

[Killer Jonesy]

lads, i've done worse. came home drunk a few years ago. i mean i wasn't just average drunk, i was pissed to the gills. i opened up a container of maple icing and dug out a huge spoonful of it. upon putting the spoon in my mouth and swallowing the maple icing, something felt suddenly wrong about the texture and taste. gagging and dry heaving, i looked at the label of the container. turns out i ate a giant spoonful of hummus.:mad:

[thelads]

ya barf?

[Killer Jonesy]

i was close to honkin', but no

[albatrossk]

lads, i've done worse. came home drunk a few years ago. i mean i wasn't just average drunk, i was pissed to the gills. i opened up a container of maple icing and dug out a huge spoonful of it. upon putting the spoon in my mouth and swallowing the maple icing, something felt suddenly wrong about the texture and taste. gagging and dry heaving, i looked at the label of the container. turns out i ate a giant spoonful of hummus.:mad:

That's disgusting dude. Why even have Hummus in the house? It doesn't even sound appealing. And where can I get this Maple Icing? That sounds delicious.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtTcR_-1mYw

[Killer Jonesy]

hummus isn't all that great, haha.

[NIGHTWING]

the worst is when you grab the wrong beer off the table and its hot and old

[Assassin]

the worst is when you grab the wrong beer off the table and its hot and old

And full of cigarette butts.

[NIGHTWING]

And full of cigarette butts.

yeah, done that with my moms diet mountain dew once